Ahhh, spring! A time for renewal and growth. A time when all that lay dormant during the long months of winter begin to stir with new life again...
Apparently my ass got the memo on that one, because after being dormant all winter, it has decided to renew itself as a beach ball. Or maybe a wagon wheel. Whatever it is, it's big and round. I discovered this "juicy" (not so)little piece of information today as I was trying on a jacket and looking at myself in the mirrors at Wal Mart. What the hell?!?! How can a jacket make your butt look big?? Are they trick mirrors, like the ones in the fun house at Old Home Week??
Needless to say, I left the Clothing Section and went to the Sporting Goods section. This booty is gonna need some work before bikini season and the big Wedding Day! (Which, by the way, is in a little less than 6 months!) So, now that spring is finally here, it's time. Forget New Years resolutions - nobody ever keeps those anyways. Time for me to lose the "junk in the trunk". It's time for Spring Training!!!
So, here's my challenge to all of you. Go to Wal Mart and find out where they get their mirrors. Then grab a buddy and get moving. Get motivated. Dance, run, bike, play. Get outside and MOVE! Get rid of all those magazines that tell us we have to look a certain way. Eat less junk, eat more veggies. Do something you love! Have fun with it! Imagine what you can do with all that extra energy and improved health! (Imagine a beach with no fat hairy guys in Speedos!) It's not about losing weight, but about losing the mental picture we have of ourselves right now.
Those baseball guys have the right idea with this spring training thing. Only, I never really understand about all the pats on the rear. Whatever. You take what you can get, right?
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Hey Amy, Great blog. It should go in a paper or something!!! :)Work that butt in shape!!
Thanks 'Rina! My butt and I appreciate your support! We've decided that we're going to Pilates it up 3 times a week and dance, dance, dance! (and do squats,yoga,leg raises...) It's gonna be fun...I even got the Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease! THAT should be good for a few laughs!! I'll update everyone in a month on my progress. Good luck with your fitness goals , everyone!
it sounds like something that would be in a magazine. By the way, I like you bum!!
(BLUSH!!) My family reads this you know!!!! But thanks anyways Levi!! Yours isn't too shabby either!
(Blush!)
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